Somewhere wandering loose around Mayberry - is a loaded goat.  from Andy Griffith

Welcome to Mayberry524

                  Whoa....there!  Slow down!  Don't hurry by - you'll miss it!  Listen to the music!  You can even understand the words!  Imagine that!  Ever wonder what changed?...... :)

  ........pull up a chair.......we'll have a think about it.......how 'bout a game of checkers?

Come on in and spend some time at Mayberry........

Random Thoughts & Leaps of Faith - Tim's Blog

Well, I guess to sum it up, you could say, there's three reasons why there's so little crime in Mayberry. There's Andy, and there's me, and [patting gun] "baby" makes three.  from Barney Fife